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like-snape-loved-lily:

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cummanding:

they forgot internet explorer 

he’s still loading

^ omg

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Happy birthday, Mamu! :)

#personal  

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chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

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lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

I now understand

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daviddthaxton:

My talents include being on tumblr all day and not hitting the post limit

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